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during a spring mountain biking expedition in moab, utah, captain mark and engineer chris changed the course of biking history. captain mark describes it, "we were riding on the slick rock trail and we met this intense mountain biker. we were approaching a five foot ledge and i stopped. but he said 'just rip it dude.' and i did. 'mountain bikeasaurus' was going to be our trade name and now we had a tag line. We wanted to make t-shirts. We never made the T-shirts" but captain mark and engineer Chris did found the first polite and wussy bicycle cult. now all they needed were disciples...

evan mark ryan dan

evan smith krygowski: when asked by his 2nd grade teacher about his future goals, evan bravely replied that he wanted to be the first boy to break the color barrier among the rickshaw drivers in the forbidden city of shanghai. as the years passed, jobs have come and gone - 6 months as a mall security guard, 5 years as assistant manager of an ikea, and a brief stint as a super hero fighting the evil forces of communism both at home and abroad. but it was not until his divorce from new york billionaire and socialite lulu sinclair that evan found the personal and financial freedom to follow his dream. so when bikeasaurus approached evan to join its elite crew of bike enthusiasts, the answer was clear: no, they smell. evan would like to thank miss andrea, miss heather, and miss megan cause they are awesome, and mr. dersh cause he is cool. evan is riding for the creation of an army of giant robots which when coupled with the new missile defense system will render the u.s.a. completely impenetrable by everyone and everything. he is also riding for caterpillars.

mark reid beattie: GO ROBOTS GO!

ryan andrew swanson: ryan's bicycle is named edwardo. its heavy and taiwanese but well loved and highly fashionable. the frame is black but the grip tape and pannier covers are brilliant yellow, to invoke the image of a sporty bumble bee frolicking in the clover. ryan takes his responsibilities as cheffie very seriously and would like to say hi to his parents.

daniel "H" yi: He came from a land down under, where women go and men plunder. This land was known as Alexandria, the women were donuts and the men were much hairier than our Chihuahuan hero. He wanted to be a rock star, he wanted to be an anti- star, he wanted to be you. He was raised with criminal treatment by his third parent, popular television. But it's all better now, now that this travelling bard of substandard pensifications hits the road to seek his fortunes. All he had to say before shoving off was, "You know when you were a kid, and your parents had a password with you to let you know if they had to send someone else to pick you up at school? Maybe your password was 'bananas.' Maybe it was freakin' 'tangelo'. Mine was 'Get In.'